Stop the car here, not here (thanks, I think)

Is it just me or do the marketing geniuses at Continental Tires have a sick sense of humor:

Did they have to hold themselves back from putting a little white ski poking out from under the car in the left lane?

This is indeed a cars versus skiing world. When people honk at me for hindering their progress while I’m out rollerskiing, I sometimes wonder if they’ve thought through all the consequences of excessive fossil fuel use. Probably not. Here’s a scary one for all the impatient drivers out there: the less snow there is, the more me and my kind will be out using “your” roads:

Rollerskeëlzebub

Happy Halloween, fuckers!