Note to self: don’t rollerski in L.A. city limits

23 Oct

The Los Angeles Police department launched a new domestic spying program called iWatch complete with a shitasmic yet deeply creepy public service announcement:

Happily the blogosphere has roundly blasted it:

But in an alarming yet entirely logical move Fox News and the LAPD collaborated on the press release.

All this leads me to the conclusion that when I go back to the ex-country for a visit I’ll be staying way the hell out of L.A. city limits on my rollerskis. Too freaky. I’m sure to be denounced on sight as a terrorist. And then just wait until I open my mouth…

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